One Direction filming iCarly Niall: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Director: Cut! What's so funny?
Louis: He just farted.
Niall: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Director: Let's try it again. Cameras rolling-
Zayn: Vas happenin with my hair! I need hairspray and a mirror, SOMEONE GET ME HAIRSPRAY AND A MIRROR
Niall: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Liam: Zayn calm down you look fine. Boys, behave, we need to film a show here.
Harry: Yeahhhhhh Zayn behave!
Liam: Harry stop being cheeky
Harry: I have one on either side of my face I can't just not be cheeky...
Niall: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Director: These boys are impossible...
Louis: I believe you mean we are fun guys. Like the mushroom.

Me: Hi guys, concert was great tonight.
One Direction:
Me:
One Direction:
Me:
One Direction:
Me:
One Direction: ...How'd you get on the tour bus?
Me: I have Nandos.
Niall: SHE CAN STAY